Once upon an earwig....

Much to our dismay, Anthony and I found out that one window in our office and one in our bedroom had been put in incorrectly. With two large gaps as their passage they came....lots and lots of earwigs. So we plugged the holes with shirts dipped in alcohol, sprayed bug spray all about, and set off for the couches. However, this was highly uncomfortable, so at 1 in the morning we set off for the Residence Inn. Alas there was no room at the inn, for it was graduation! At long last we found lodge at the Courtyard Marriott, where we slept peacefully until we had to go to work. The end.